mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out alive this is no time for sugarcoating motherfuckers it’s go time

Brad Bird (the director) purposely avoided the whole “kids cant die” thing because he felt that telling kids they were immune to bad things by virtue of being children was more damaging than helpful 


One of my favorite genres is horror. I haven’t written a horror novel yet, but I love reading them and I love anything that has to do with horror films. And now it’s almost that time of year to get completely overwhelmed by the horror genre. Hopefully this beginner’s…


The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

dude: sex workers are gross. you all have no respect for yourselves. sluts.
dude: *watches porn.*
dude: *reblogs porn gifs*
dude: *runs an entire blog dedicated to photos of naked women and gifs of girls getting fucked*




the scalene triangle

reblog if u a tru 2012 kid





remember when Colgate sent out cease and desist letters to 13 year old kids because they were making youtube poops with one very specific video about a rabbit who teaches children how to keep their teeth clean

remember when walrusguy actually got a lawyer and took it to court and got it proven in a court of law that it was completely legal to make youtube poops of doctor rabbit

he did what

and people say youtube poop isn’t a legitimate art form



Starting on Monday, thousands of university students in Hong Kong have been gathering at the Chinese University of Hong Kong and Tamar Park (outside the government offices) to protest the National People Congress (NPC) of China’s decision to restrict the right to vote for…


*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*


Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write